I think this paper is going to be way too long once I put in my quotes, sources and footnotes.
a sneak peek at next week’s episode of once upon a time
guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
got no choice but to fight till it’s done.
OH MY GOD
IM NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS GOLD
» I have the roommate from hell. So I have to get rid of my cat and I have been trying pretty hard to find somewhere to go but today she is saying that if I can’t find him a home tonight then she is gonna “Take him for a drive” And that just really worries me and I just have no idea what to do with this sweet cat. So if any of you guys live in Columbus Ohio area and would like the sweetest cat in the world please send me a message.